All this war talk

Here’s what I think about all this war talk:

Wasn’t it just a few months ago that

“Wake up! It’s late!”

Someone else was bombing

“Where are your shoes?”

us? Between all the wars

“You’re gonna miss the bus!”

It’s hard to keep track

“Love you. Have a good day!”

of what happened, and when,

“Did you send the proposal yet?”

and how things turned

“Who’s our contact person for this project?”

out. But from what I can remember,

“Can you talk at 12?”

it wasn’t so bad.

“Oh no, you forgot your food?”

Or maybe I’m just getting used to

“This is a really cool new plugin.”

war. Or maybe

“What are you making for six meals on Rosh Hashana?”

life is too busy to think about it.

I read the news today, usual Middle East stuff, oh boy

Syria gasses its own citizens.

After (too) much deliberation, the international community (this time, the US) decides that’s some kind of red line. (Just bombing and shooting tens of thousands of your citizens to death: okey dokey. Gassing them to death: hemming, hawing…we think this might not be ok.)

As such, the US may or may not attack Syria at some point.

Syria’s response: In that case, we’re gonna attack Israel.

Well duh.