Aside

Mabruk Hamas! You’ve outdone yourselves: 168 rockets fired at Israel in one day. Treat yourselves to some alcohol-free cider.

I also broke a record that shouldn’t be broken yesterday: five hours at an Ikea, in one day. I’m going to treat myself to a highly alcoholic beverage.

No humans should have to endure either of those experiences.

Advertisements

Hamas, Ikea, and me

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s