Aside

Mabruk Hamas! You’ve outdone yourselves: 168 rockets fired at Israel in one day. Treat yourselves to some alcohol-free cider.

I also broke a record that shouldn’t be broken yesterday: five hours at an Ikea, in one day. I’m going to treat myself to a highly alcoholic beverage.

No humans should have to endure either of those experiences.

Hamas, Ikea, and me